ctrlgeek:

babushka—nipples:

DeviantArt is where boring people create Mary Sues to be more interesting.

Tumblr is where boring people become Mary Sues to be more interesting.

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

tabrizu:

hello…

tabrizu:

hello…

  • regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

sugoihime:

Eyeshield 21 manga covers, vol.11-17.

(Source: scyllua)

cottna:

FASHION ICON MAKI-CHAN

cottna:

FASHION ICON MAKI-CHAN

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference